Syringe-Not always related to medicine.

Syringe.
For those of you who are saying things like HUH?? and WHAT???
A syringe is something like a needle less injection. Get the point?
The next question that pops out of your mind is WHY???
Why do a post on syringes?
Just the other day my little cousin got sick and apparently the best way to give medicine to a four year old is by using a syringe.
After persevering through many mouthfuls of medicine, he decided to drink water with the syringe. Squirt, squirt, squirt.
He kept playing and playing with it.
And there you have it.
The birth of yet another one of my blog posts.
That brings us to today's list.

The many uses if a syringe.
1)WATER GUN!

2)Forgot to bring money to school did you? Don't worry, I'm here to help. Follow my instructions carefully. First, choose a friend who bought a tasty and expensive drink. Make small talk with that person and whenever he or she isn't looking, take out your SYRINGE, quickly place it in the cup and suck up all the liquid. Evil right?

3)Cheaper alternative to pepper spray. Instead of spending RM10 or 20 on a small small small bottle of pepper spray, just fill the syringe with lemon juice! It only cost 99 cents! If anyone approaches you, (of course a stranger! don't ever spray your friends or family!) get a good aim and FIRE! The victim would be screaming like there is no tomorrow. Please remember NOT to stand there right after you spray someone. You could if you don't mind being beaten to death. My advice is PLEASE RUN AWAY!