Chewing gum, better than you think.

I just figured it out.
My blog speciality.
The listblog.
The ultimate blog for lists!
I now proclaim this blog the blog of lists.
I shall celebrate this special occasion with this blog post.
Another list.
Chewing gum, better than you think

Why is gum so good?

1)A good way to stop someone from talking so much. If someone constantly talks and you just cant take it anymore, just offer them a stick of gum. If they are a real blabber mouth, offer them the whole pack. Believe me, you wont hear their yapping for a long time, they would be too occupied.

2)Want revenge? Muahahaha. After chewing gum slowly stick it in someones hair. If you're afraid they would notice, then get a slingshot. POW.Instantly it would land in their hair. So easy.(But really, if you do not want to get yourself in some deep mess then ignore this tip.)

3)Ran out of glue but don't have the time to go out and buy some? Not to worry, you've come to the right place. If you're trying to stick a poster on the wall, just get some gum (gum which has already been chewed...ewwww.)and stick it on some parts of the poster. You know what comes next, pasting it on the wall. But beware, there might be some saliva coming down the wall.arghhhhhh......

4)Can be used as modelling clay. We can make all sorts of sculptures with gum because it has a surface like clay ( I think so..). We can make rings and bracelets and even mini figurines. However, there is a down side. Whatever you make would be covered by one thing. I don't want to say it, so I guess you should figure it out by yourselves. (Hint-It starts with an s and ends with an a.And the spelling is s.a.l.i.v.a.)

5)If all those things don't work out, you could always do the normal and most known action in the world. Going to restaurants and sticking gum under the table. But come on, we are trying to make the world a better place. Do something good for once and don't stick gum under tables!

original lists by c.r.