Shampoo sounds funny. But it sure does do more than just wash hair.

Why is shampoo so great?

1)Want to poison someone but don't have enough money? If you're having pancakes for breakfast for breakfast then you're in luck. Empty the maple syrup bottle and fill it in with shampoo. The perfect crime.(But seriously, don't try it. If you do, you would be seeing the inside of a jail cell for a very long time.)

2)Again with the revenge. Put shampoo on the floor! You know what comes next, the slipping!

3)Pepper spray!(need I say more?)

4)You could recycle the bottle and use it as a water bottle. But please beware, any traces of shampoo might kill. So clean the bottle thoroughly before using it as a water tumbler. Better still, don't use it at all.

5)Used as a mike for people who enjoy singing in the shower.