Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Chocolate kills...WRONG!

A lot of people say that chocolate kills.
WRONG!
Chocolate is much better than people think.
Let me explain to you why.
In 1993, four people survived six days in the snowy wilderness of the Russian Caucasus on just three Mars bars.
It saves lives!
Chocolate is part of the US army's daily eating plan.
Rock climbers are advised to eat chocolate because it gives them energy!
You see, parents say chocolate is bad for us.
I don't think so.
It is bad if we eat loads of it.
Don't eat so much la.
Moderation man.
Anyway, back to the topic.
If anyone says chocolate is bad, kindly show them this blog post, haha.
It might change their minds.
Or you could also try out these reasons.
Telling parents how good chocolates are-
1) A bar of chocolate contains more caffeine than a cup of instant coffee! Here is the plan. Tell your parents chocolate keeps you awake just like coffee. Tell them if they give you more chocolate you will study more! Come on la, you do have to pay a price, just study for the chocolates! Its a win win situation. Your parents would be so proud and at the same time you get to eat lots of chocolates!

2)Most fruits come from trees right? Well chocolate comes from the fruit of a cacao tree. Muahahahaa...You know where I'm going with this right? Well if you don't, then here is the (2nd) plan. Tell anyone who is against chocolates that they are made up of fruits! I mean it is kinda true right? It says so in a book I read that CHOCOLATE IS MADE FROM THE FRUIT OF A CACAO TREE! You gotta believe it.

Here are some pictures I got to torture you! Haha!

I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! CAN YOU?

ENGRAVED CHOCOLATE........wah......

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF CHOCOLATES!

WAH.TOO GOOD LA....

EH SORRY! THE CUPCAKES SESAT!

3 Comments:

La Vie said...

good one lah...bt the studying part very unfair lol..

mia said...

and if you remember in the debate with cheng sim when we were all in form 1 for the english debate oral test.... chocolate can create sexual tension.... plus it contains magnesium which makes you feel happy... only in dark chocolate through...
see you nxt year and dont 4get to drop by my blog!!!

After Dark Miniatures said...

Its got to be said that chocolate looks like heaven! yummy :)

 
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