Now, I have changed my blogging approach(I guess).
Blog about whatever comes into my mind.
I do not know why.
Okay. Today's post.
Jelly Belly!(Jelly Beans)
Lets look at it this way.
All we could do with it is just pop it into our mouths and that's it.
Well, you my friend are wrong.
If you have not guessed it, it's list time!
what can Jelly Beans do other than enter our digestive systems.
1)Someone hit you in the mall and never apologized? Take a few jelly beans and throw it at that fella. If the person looks back angrily, one answer to your question. RUN FOR YOU LIFE!
2)Sell them to people and tell them they are magic Jelly Beans. Once you eat it, it vanishes forever! If you bought it for RM10, then sell the same packet for 5x more. That means sell the beans for RM50! Profit!Profit!Profit!
3)Parents always force you to eat fruits? Not to worry. Jelly Beans nowadays have so many flavours especially fruits. Don't believe me? Then I'll name a few. Tangerine, green apple, berry blue, cantaloupe, kiwi, coconut, lemon, strawberry daiquiri, mango, top banana, island punch, crushed pineapple, peach, pina colada, lemon lime and pink grapefruit (from Jelly Belly). Tell your parents eating Jelly Beans are just as good as eating fruits. I mean come on, look at all the flavours they have. If your parents don't believe you, you know what to do...Kindly show them this blog post muahahaha.
4)Wanna plot revenge? Before your target enters the room, scatter jelly beans on the floor and watch the magic happen. Slipping and sliding. Be care full not to scatter too many jelly beans on the floor, if that person falls and breaks his or her neck, you are a goner.
5)Put 5 or 6 near a friend and scream ARGH! COCKROACHES! Then, see your friends reaction and enjoy yourself.
A Jelly Bean Cake? Who knew!
speechless......
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