Monday, December 8, 2008

Dead or Alive? The Cockroach Trilogy.

Hehehehehe.
This is my second post about cockroaches.
Not to worry, nothing disgusting.
Just a normal post.
So keep reading!
Okay, lets start shall we...
Roaches run all around our house and we don't even realize it.
This is something which really did happen.
A person saw a cockroach on its back and thought it was helpless.
So he let it be.
He returned later to find that the cockroach was gone!
One explanation for this.
It only pretended to be dead.
Sneaky little fellas.
Even an insect can fool a human!
I found out a few things about a cockroach.
Imagine if humans were just like them! We would never die!
See what I mean.

-A cockroach can live up to 9 days without its head.(Imagine a headless human)

-German cockroaches can survive for up to one month without food and two weeks without water.(We all 20 minutes also cannot tahan)

-If a cockroach breaks a leg it can grow another one.(Wah imagine if this was real)
Person1:(Leg breaks) ow.
Person2:OH MY GOSH! Your leg broke!! How can you be so calm!!
Person1:Hayah, chill la my leg will grow back la.
If only we could really grow another leg.

Now for some interesting facts about cockroaches:
-Older than dinosaurs.

-Scientists have actually performed brain surgery on cockroaches.(WHAT? You've gotta be kidding me!)

Well, that's it about cockroaches.
And please try to spare their lives.
Stop whacking them with newspapers.
They are just like anyone of us.
(I say only but I also whack)




This is what we would look like if we were a cockroach. Kind of.....

2 Comments:

La Vie said...

hahah...i dun like insects! n we will be naked n crunchy..eww.good post by the way

mia said...

they can also survive radiation,
and yes, we do have headless humans...
well, humans who don't use their heads and what is in it.
knock knock, anyone home?
spare their lives?!!!
by the way it sounds, i couldn't kill em if i tried!!
i wonder if the goverment are thinking of using cockroaches as mass destruction weapons...hey!
maybe that was what Bush was trying to find in IRAQ!!!
deadly Cockroaches.
well, that is one mystery figured.
BTW i'm almost done with the 3rd book, soon i'll start on the 2nd volume. you are right it does rock, but Twilight is more towards love, and the writing is better.
did you know LJ SMITH is a female?

 
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