Thursday, December 25, 2008

Lemons, the next pepper spray.

"Pepper Spray good for protection, this one mus buy buy buy!"
That is what people at stores would say if they were to recommend pepper spray.
But come on, not all of us has that much money to buy pepper spray.
It is quite pricey you know.
But I have a cheap and efficient substitute.
Lemons.
Super cheap and stings like mad because it is acidic!
A Lemon costs like RM1 and pepper spray costs 10 times extra!
Very very easy to use.
It just takes a few simple steps.

Step1-Choose a Lemon.

Step2-Pay for the Lemon.

Step3-Cut the Lemon in half.

Step4-Before going out, make sure you have half a lemon in your bag.

Step5-Any strangers approach you, tell yourself 'Its Lemon Time'!

Step6-Aim towards the strangers eyes.

Step7-3,2,1 SQUEEZE!!!

Step8-The simplest step of all. RUN AWAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

See.
I told you.
It's so simple.
Anyone can do it.
And it's effortless.
The best thing about it is we save so much!

You could almost taste it. Am I right?

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