Death in the family.

I have very devastating news.
There has been a death in my family.
And the cause, me.
At precisely 12.01p.m, 21st of December 2008.
The spring bed that has been in my house for 4 years broke in half.
Due to my heavy weight.
Its departure shall be missed by everyone.
May it rest in peace in bedding heaven.
A moment of silence please.
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