The Ultimate Money Saving Guide....NOT

Since the economy is soooo bad, I decided to make this list.
Great ways to save money!
It really works!(Yeah right! Please do yourself a favour and not follow the things I wrote!)
Well, I'll let you be the judge of that.
Okay let me start.
THE ULTIMATE MONEY SAVING GUIDE...not....


1)Whenever you stay in a hotel, make sure you take all the toiletries. Shampoo, conditioner, soap, shower cap and even the sewing kit.(muahahahaha)


2)When you are eating in a fast food restaurant, ask for more ketcup and chili sauce. That way, you don't have to buy the expensive sauces in glass bottles.


3)If you want to buy something really expensive but don't have enough money, do this. For example, you want a laptop. Take a picture of it or draw a life sized picture of it. Stare at it everyday and imagine that you are using it. You already save RM 5000!


4)Remember those little different stations or whatever they call it in shopping malls, where they give out free stuff all the time.After taking your free gift, walk around for a while then redeem your gift again. If the cashier recognizes you, then your on your own my friend.


5)Use newspaper to wrap presents. Buy nice gift wrappers cost too much.(hehe)


6)Eat bubur everyday. So easy to make. Boil water and rice.Haha.


7)If you are a shopaholic, I have one answer for you, do not go SHOPPING.


8)Don't bathe or change your clothes for a week, that way you save a lot of water!


9)Unplug the TV to save electricity. But trust me, none of us can survive even for a minute.


10)Try not to cry. Crying involves lots of tissue. And I mean a lot. If you would like to save money, then try not to cry!