Have a headache? Distract yourself!

The most common quote of all time.
Ive got a headache.
After reading this, you might want to forget the pain in your head.
WARNING-For your own good, do not follow the tips given unless you would like to end up with something worst than just an ordinary headache.


1)Drink two cups of Slurpee non stop. The brain freeze from that might be able to numb the pain or make it worst. Your choice.
2)Causing pain at other parts of your body except your head to distract you. For example, pinching your arm so hard you forgot about the pain in your head and focused on your arm. Stupid right?
3)Makan banyak sambal. Your mouth will burn! Burn baby burn. Total distraction. Too spicy till your headache is forgotten.
4)Try not too wear hats. Too much heat. Like a portable oven on your head.
5)Hold your breath and count to 10....Eh sorry, that's for hiccups!

The truth is, none of these methods will work.
It was all created by an unprofessional. Me.
To prevent dozens of angry mobs coming after me, please don't follow what I said.
Its just for fun.Haha.