halt trespasser!

I was on my way into my condominium.
Before I could make my way to the lift, a guard stopped me.
(Sigh. What now. I already had a bad week and I knew it was about to get worse)
The guard asked me a very interesting question.
'Where are you going?'

OH MAN.
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
I did not expect that question at all.
I answered:
'My House'.
I might have had a two syllable answer but the response that I thought of giving was clearly more than 50 syllables.
After I explained to him he was still hesitating.
He didn't want to let me enter my own condominium?
This is absurd.
hahaaaaaaa.
Anyway, lets look on the bright side.
He is preventing crazy and psychotic sickos from entering the building.
Waiitttttt.....
Does that mean that he referred to me as one?
AARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Whats with the haze?

As everyone knows, there was a rather dangerous level of haze that had occurred a few days ago.
People wished that it would all just go away.
as you may have expected, I wasn't one of those people.
Why am I so crazy you ask?
Well, I'm about to tell you in today's list.
Benefits of haze!

1) Haze=Cough=MC=No school!

2)Wanna pull a prank on someone? No problemo. Since there is an extremely low visibility rate during the hazy season, here's your time to act.

3)Cancel all outdoor activities that we just dread doing. Reason? I think you got it.

4) Tell someone: Hey! Haze would make the H1N1 worse than it already is. I think everyone should quarantine themselves to prevent our condition from getting really really bad! Get where I'm going with this?

r.i.p.

Nope.
Not another m.j memorial post.
This time, something very close to me has just died.
Mushboom.
My favorite little longkang mushroom.
A few weeks ago, there it was in the school drain.
An innocent looking wee little mushroom.
Pitifully gathering moss from the drain, its host.
From the moment I saw the mushroom I knew I would never forget it.
The way its spores were formed, velvety smooth surface with just a tint of dirt to give it a rugged feeling.
Mushboom, may you rest in peace.
Join your dead friends who died tragically during fungi risotto meals and mushroom soups.
May all of you be reunited in a circle of vegetables wearing hats.

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A moment of silence for our dearly beloved mushboom.

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Lets scream and shout

Yeah.
You guessed it.
Another exam over and done with.
Stay tuned for future posts.
thx!

shoot. or be shot?

I should have done a post which says '150th post!' during the previous post.
However I overshot.
Apologies apologies.
Lets start again shall we?
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