The Chronicles of a devil/angle.

This blog post is mainly about my cousin.
My four year old cousin.
Let me tell you about him.

Name, Nevin.
Was born to cause doom and destruction 4 years ago.
Lethal when he is asleep and awake.
May kick or punch anyone in his way mainly when asleep.
Times when he is not lethal-NEVER.
Favourites-Spiderman, Superman and anything with a man behind a word.
Secret favourites-Enjoys wearing girl slippers and sticking unicorn pictures on his own face.
Do not give him the following foods, if you do he would continuously nag you.
If you still do not follow his demands, you would never see the light of day ever again.
*Chocolates
*Kaya Balls
*Fish Shaped Crackers
*Vitagen

Afraid of:
*Darkness
*Hot drinks
*Cold Drinks
*Every animal known to man except cats. (Please don't ask me why. I really don't know)

Hobbies-Anything that causes pain towards others.
Has a soft spot for-Other babies and soft toys.
But what I'm really surprised about is his love for books!
Who knew a destroyer liked reading.
Anyway he is a very bright kid.
Although he loves making noise.
We cant blame him! He is only four.

twilight.speechless.

I saw Twilight with a friend today.
I only have one word.
Speechless.
It was so good.
2 hours and a minute of quality entertainment.
Super nice.
Lots of Twilight fanatics there!
I was sending a file to my friend through bluetooth and there were all sorts of different names.
There was even this lady who put her name as MRS Cullen!
Aiyo.
Anyway overall everything was great.
The movie was really worth the wait.
They have already started on New Moon the movie!
Oh ya, Joanne dont worry, Im still gonna watch with you.
Sorry for watching it earlier, I couldnt wait!
Trust me, its good enough to watch even 10 times.
haha.
Thank you to Stephenie Meyer.
Without you, none of this would be possible.

Building on fire Episode 2.

Okay.

Another near death experience.

Dear readers, please refer to my previous post 'Building on Fire'.

If you have read it, then read this.

So as usual I was spending the day cooped up in my room.

Doing what?

Erm I'm sure you know the answer to that.(nothing)

Anyway I heard a sound similar to this.

Brrrrrr...Brrrrrrr.....

I had no idea what it was because I was in my house in Johor.

I haven't been there for a long time.

You cant blame me for not knowing what it was right?

Haha.

Back to the story.

I took a peek outside.

BWA!

See this.

Smokey.Please don't tell me this time my own building is on fire!

Got closer to my house.

Okay here is the part everyone was looking forward to. What really happened .Sadly there was no damage.(Any damage would have been great) Idiocracy, stupidity and any other words a person uses to describe the carelessness of this situation. That evening was fogging day! great...The almighty fog which was suppose to get rid of mosquitoes and insects almost gave me a second stroke! (After the building in my previous blog post was so called on fire) Next time please give warning. Hopefully it does not happen again. Otherwise, there will be a third stroke.

Internet Kaput Episode 2.

How can la.
Again with the Internet.
Here is my side of the story.
After the unfortunate events that have occurred during the past few day.
I finally got the chance to use the Internet again.
But wait.
It does not end there.
So I was trying on Internet on a 9 year old Computer.
So far so good (I thought).
Few minutes later, Internet got disconnected.
Haih.
So I tried to fix the wire.
Got connection.
Then I used the computer again.
Lost connection.
WHAT!
Then I tried my mum's laptop.
Must install some funny things.
So I went back to the drawing board.
The place where I first started.
The 9 year old computer.
Why do these things always happen to me?
Anyway I finally got a stable connection.
But wait.
My mother was using the Internet for a while.
Then....
Prak!
I saw the keyboard on the floor.
I wanted to cry.
I couldn't use not only the Internet but the computer itself because the keyboard rosak.
Again I would like to say, WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE IT!

Internet kaput.

I have not been blogging for a very long time.
My reasons?
1.Holidays.Been in JB.
2.Before I came, Internet no problem. The second I stepped foot into the house, Internet connections all around my condo kaput.
3.Went to my friends house kaput.
Misery is officially my first name.
After about 1 week without Internet I almost went nuts.
No blogging privileges, msn.
Bwa!
Anyway, I will try to get my Internet fixed and I will show you lots of new pics!
And a post about guitars.
Trust me you do wanna read this.
And some funny stuff like doing funny things to my cousin while he's sleeping haha!
Continuim Rebel, signing out!

The Second Week Blues.

So far so good.
People say things like-Holz r boring.Nothing to do.
Yea Rite.
No such thing.
This is how I spend mine.
Late nights and late mornings.
Bedtime at 8.00a.m.
Playing Pokemon Diamond for 5 hours straight.
No breaks.
Followed by Internet, Ipod and will continue with a few more hours of DS.
After that, I'm glued to the TV.
Nothing anyone could do to part us.
This is the best part.
I got a new cam!
First time in my life getting a real cam.
Unless you count the times I bought disposable cams.
I got the T77 also known as Skinny T.
Soon I will do another tech review about that cam.
My dad doesn't even know I bought the cam.
Dad, if you're reading this, you now know I own a cam.

CAUTION Funny Signs Ahead. Prepare to laugh.

Building on fire!

I was watching TV one day.
Till I got interrupted.
By a certain noise.
BOOM.
BWA!
??????Clueless..What was that sound...
Looked in the house.
Stupidity.
A sound that loud couldn't have come from my very own house.
So I looked outside.
Nothing.
So I continued watching TV.
BOOM.
Again.
I ignored the sound.
BOOM.BOOM.BOOM.
Okay, okay! I had to see what was going on.
OH MAN.
This was what I saw.

See the smoke. Right outside my house

Building on fire!

It got worst.

I had no idea how to feel.Excited or scared? As I was watching the 'fire', I noticed some sparks. Colourful sparks.Then I thought. It doesnt make sense. I looked closely. And guess what. It wasnt really a fire. Turns out, there was a Party! behind that building and they decided that fireworks would be a great way to celebrate! The building was never on fire! Haha. Another embarasing moment in my life.

Fireworks behind the building.

Help needed to overcome a certain virus.

Bwahahaha.
Twilight is finally coming out.
Most probably on the 27th of November in Malaysia.
I kena jangkit by the Twilight virus a little too much.
I've gone crazy.
Trust me.
I think I need help.
And my DS proves how crazy I've become.
But I've gotta admit.
It looks quite okay.

My Nintendo DS.

This is why I said I need help to overcome a certain virus. Now you know why.

"Ipsa scientia postesas est"

Taken from the Manuscript Testimony of Octavian Gitney.
Which was then published into a book.
The Astonishing life of Octavian Nothing Traitor to the Nation.
It's a great book because they don't sugar coat it.
Everything happened for a reason and publishers did nothing to change it.
It tells the story of Prince Octavian and his life.
He and his mother, Princess Cassiopeia live with a gentleman who is known only by digits as well as others in his house.
They live with Mr. 03-01 and a house filled with philosophers.
Before suffering, with being whipped, Octavian had an extravagant life.
He was dressed in silks and white wigs and was given the best education.
However, there was something wrong.
There was a room somewhere which he had been banned from entering.
But one day, he did not hesitate to enter.
He saw it all.
Everything about him.
He then realized.
He was a part.
Of Human Experimentation.
He realized he and his mother were both purchased.
After all that, Octavian had to endure the worst years of his life.

At Last. Crumpler.

Finally.

I got it.

My very own Crumpler.

I got a Crumpler Thirsty Al XL.

For my Ipod Touch.

It fits really well.

Its big enough for an IPod Touch and earphones.

I got it from Machines Mid Valley.

Specifically for Ipods.

Okay.

Everything is great.

Price tag, not so great.

Rm88 for a small pouch!

But I was paying for quality.

And most probably it lasts super long.

So far its been great.

And I dont have to worry too much about my Ipod getting damaged.

At Last. I have my very own Crumpler.

A Purple Crumpler Thirsty Al XL with my Ipod Touch inside!

Great fit! And easy to use.

Wah! It matches!

Phobia

Wait, wait.
Im not talking about a Breaking Benjamin Album.
Im talking about the real thing.
Everything stated here is real.
I am not making this stuff up.
These are called exotic phobias.

Ailurophobia-Fear of cats


No wonder people are afraid of cats.


Arachibutyrophobia-Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of one's mouth.
This baby doesn't seem to be afraid.

Belonophobia-Fear of pins and needles
Erythrophobia-Fear of blushing
Haphephobia-Fear of being touched
Pnigophobia-Fear of choking
Scopophobia-Fear of being stared at.
Taphophobia-Fear of being buried alive
Triskedekaphobia-Fear of the number 13


Who knew these fears even existed?
Thanks for reading.

Freaky Brinjal...More than just a vegetable...

It was lucky enough to purchase this one of a kind brinjal!

I thank my mum for letting me have it.

My reason??

For blogging purposes only.

Anyway, this could be more than just a brinjal.

ahem...Lets see what we have...

A brinjal with this shape can be used for the following:

*For cooking of course... It's a vegetable!

*Can be used as a hook. For example clothing hook, sock hook etc.....

*Wanna trim your backyard but u got no lawnmower? This brinjal is an excellent substitude.

*Can be used as a boomerang. But dont count on it flying back to you.

*The letter J.

* A fake candy cane. Just colour it with red and white stripes and you've got a big healthy candy cane!

*Great for any school plays. Depends on the character your'e playing. If your'e doing Peter Pan, then be captain hook! I mean it looks like a hook doesn't it?

Monkey Mania...

Again with the long and winding road of nothing.
We did nothing.
A group of us were siting at the back of the class.
Then we realized a monkey carrying her little baby.
We went outside.
We started talking about monkeys.
Yeah, this is what happens when we've got nothing to do.
To avoid more posts like this, remember to give us more fun things to do.
Otherwise, there would be more teens running around talking about monkeys.
Anyway, so there we were.
I noticed the baby monkey didn't look like it's mum or dad.
I assumed the mother had an affair.
Everyone else kinda agreed.
Then, suddenly there were two monkeys fighting.
The father of the baby and another monkey.
I assumed the other monkey is the real dad.
I told my friends that the other monkey must be the monkey the mother had an affair with.
I mean it is possible right?
Anything can happen.
Anyway, I didn't see who won, but after that all we saw were the following.

*A monkey eating it's own kutu.(Must be the dish of the day)
*Monkeys.....erm no comment.
*A monkey scrathing its ear with its leg.(Who knew monkeys were so flexible?)
*A squirrel passing by with something yellow in its mouth. Its a good thing the monkeys didn't notice it. They would have thought it was bitting a banana. If they did notice, well lets just say he would be seeing a lot of white. (In squirrel heaven)
*Fighting continued. It was like a soap opera. Two men fighting over a girl. Except this time instead of humans, they used monkeys.

Well, thats about it.
The only interesting thing that happened today.
I'm just happy that something did happen.
It's better than nothing.

Desperate...Too Desperate...

I cant beleive I stooped this low.

No one should blame me!

I had nothing to do.

Let me tell you the story.

There was nothing else to do in the house anymore.

So I decided to come up with a new game.

I woudnt call it a game actually.

Well I'll let you guys be the judge of that.

So I looked around the house.

And I ended up in the kitchen.

With the fridge door opened.

First thing I saw....apples....

What could I do with apples?

Hmmmm....

I took out a few.

And I started stacking them.

Dont call me crazy but it was actually fun.

No joke!

Look here....

Fresh Green Granny Smiths!

The great thing is you could use oranges too!

If you have a rubber duck, you can start the game Stack a Duck!

Safety Precautions:

1)Make sure no parents are in the area. Better still make sure their not at home! If they find out youve been using their fresh fruits for these kinds of things, you wont be seing the light of day for a very long time my friend.

2)Make sure nothing with a big price tag is in the area of your stacking game.Beleive me! My gosh. The whole stack came crashing down and hit my phone, Nintendo and IpoD!! Its a good thing nothing happened. Remember this!

3)Make sure you wash any apples or oranges which fall on the floor! Again I made a mistake. About two apples dropped on the floor. I kept it in the fridge without washing it! When I finally remembered, someone already ate them both! Firstly, I pity the person who ate those apples. But if they read this blog.....Lets just say I wouldnt be blogging for a very very long time.

4)If you ever get in trouble, just tell your parents that your testing Sir Isaac Newton's Universial Law of Gravitation! I mean it makes sense right? Technically, Gravity did start with an apple...Anyway, your parents would be so proud! They would have forgotten everything you've just done.

Thanks for reading.

Got a dim light?

One day I noticed out of three lights in my house, one of them were dimmer than the rest.

Investigation time.

Put on my imaginary badge and checked it out.

I went to the first light and looked in....Nothing....

You know what comes next.

I went to the second light and looked in....Nothing...

(Readers, don't stop reading, interesting part coming)

I went to the third light......

I did'nt look in yet.

But I realized it looked different than other lights.

Look down here. There is something there right?

Okay.

The moment of truth.

Stood on a chair.

Looked into the thirid and final light.

BWA!

............

??????

hmmmm

Hayah. Dead Moth.

Got scared for nothing.

I mean....I wasn't scared...

Haha.Btw here is the pic of the moth.

From the moment I found it I thought to myself...Great blog topic...

Well, I hoped it would be.

Quite pretty.

In a different tone

We shall Not Die! The Life of an Ant.

There I was on the couch.
In my house(where else).
Eating.(as usual)
Then, I spilt some sugar on the table.(Liquid)
Within minutes the ant gang would appear unless I cleared the mess soon.
I decided not to clean.
Then I visualized what would happen on the way to the kitchen.
I imagined the little ants.
What they would say in this situation.

(Imagine this dialouge with high pitched voices-ants)
...Alarm rings....
Dead meat:ALERT ALERT! I smell de sugars.
Smokey: Shud v do sumtin?
Dead Meat: Assemble all thee wee ants.

(On top of old smokey...the table la)
Ants: Smokey, Dead meat! What do v do with the human.
Smokey:We attack!
Dead meat: U crazy. U wana b dead meat?
Smokey:Why wud v van to b u?
Dead meat: No I mean do you vant to b dead.
Smokey:Erm no one vants to b u.
Dead meat: No I mean do u vant to die u idiot!
Ants: Sir no sir.
Dead meat: Then follow mai lead.

(The ants slowly devour the liquified sugar till I came in)
Ants: Sir! De human!
Smokey: Retreat! Retreat!
Dead Meat: I dont van to leave all de sugars!
Smokey: V hav to go! Leave de sugars!
Ants: TOO LATE!

(Went into the hall)
Me: Oh man, ants again. Nevermind.(squash..pyak..squash..pyak..squash..pyak..squash)

(At the same time,)
Smokey: AH!!! My eyeballs!!! OH THE PAIN!!!Squash
Ant 1: BWA BWA BWA!!! squash.
Ant 2: NO!NO!NO!squash.
Dead meat: Retreat! Retreat!Retreat! Squash.

Me:Hmm next time I should clean better...Oh well....

IN the end dead meat was really dead meat and smokey was smoked. Poor ants.

Broken Glass...

Yesterday.
I was eating curry till I realized it was much hotter than I thought.
I ran to the kitchen with flaming lips.
NO WATER..
NO ICE..
NOW DIE..
Ayo.
Now the panic starts.
Faster boil water.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stupid mistake.
Hot water + Hot Mouth=Erupting Volcano.
My mouth still burning la.
Then...Plan B...
Poured the water into a GLASS pitcher.
Placed it in the freezer.

oh joy.(.......)
After all that work I did'nt need the water anymore.
I threw the curry away.
Bad experience.

Next morning...
I opened the freezer for some ice which was dibekalkan the day before due to a certain incident.
..................................................
aya.
Forgot to take the glass pitcher out.
Gone case lah.
My mum found out before me.
She put it near the sink.
When she left I was all alone.
crk..crk..tok..tok..tok..
????????????
What?
I thought someone was trying to break in.
I was playing DS that time.
Out of every other day in this world, someone chose to break in while I was playing my DS.
oh joy.
I checked the door. Nobody.
I checked the rooms.Nobody.
Last place. Kitchen.
BWA!
hmmm....
WHAT LA!
Only the glass pitcher.
It broke into pieces.
Embarrasing moment.
But funny.
And to think it all started with a bowl of curry.

Dumbells? Not so dumb.

My mum just bought a couple of dumbells.
Why?
The usual answer. Losing weight.
It's not just that.
To me dumbells are not dumb.
Lets see. Benefits:
*Paper weight.
*If you're living in an apartment-Annoying neighbours down below......You know how.
*A great excuse for getting out of doing chores, going to school dot dot dot. How? Simply pick an area such as the foot, and keep hitting till you hear a crack. That means you've broken your bone! Congratulations!
* Getting rid of blabber mouths. Pretend that you're working out while you talk to someone. Stay calm, and when you can't take it anymore hit your friend with an excuse-Oops my finger slipped.
*Imaginary Nintendo Wii. Now you can imagine having a Wii in your very own house! Imagine playing Wii games such as baseball. Simply Swing you dumbell as if its a remote. If it flies out of your palm and cracks your tv, erm look on the bright side at least you know the tv is no good! Not only that but parents will be afraid that will happen again so most probably you would get a new tv and Nintendo Wii or you could be in your very own jailcell for years.
*No hammer? Dumbells will save the day. Its super effective. It's practically as heavy as a hammer. So you get 2 in 1 service man. Once you get tired of hammering, do some lifts and your muscles would be ready for the next part of the 'hammering process'.

Innocent Words.

You see.
My class was playing Netball yesterday.
And remember when we said these words we were completely innocent.
Our conversation:

Referee: Ashileen's Ball! (My groups turn to have the ball)

Girl 1 :I thought it was our ball!

Referee:Nope it's definately their ball.

So then we played and played and played

Referee: Fazlina's ball

Girl 1 :No its my ball because(bla bla bla)

Referee: Okay okay it's your ball

Continuation...This time both teams fight over the famous ball.

Team 1: She touched the ball so its ours.

Team 2: We thought you said there were no rules to this game!

Team 1: Still it's our ball!

Team 2:NO it's ours!

Referee:People! Stop fighting over a ball!

In the end the fight over the ball was never resolved...
Or was it?

Maximum Overload.

Yesterday...
Long Day...
Went to school at about 12.30p.m,
Reached about 12.45p.m and as usual the canteen would be super noisy.
Because of its top contributor.
Then the time just flew by.
It was then 2.10p.m, reading session.
My second last day of being on duty.
Monday will be my last.
Went back to class.
My friend sprained her ankle.
hmmm.....
Brought radio.
To practice for prefects day.
But nothing happened.
So we listened in class.
However, we could not.
Because I spent about 25 minutes searching for fly fm!
And in the end it was not found.
Half a day doing nothing.
Then it was time..
To start DeepaRaya jamuan.
We layed everything out.
Then we ate.
Ate.
Ate.
Ate a lot.
Ate.
After all that eating as usual we had to clean up.
Clean.
Clean.
Clean a lot.
Clean.
Haih..So far boring day.
After cleanin gt PJ.
Played.
Played.
Played again.
Played.
Thats it.
That was my day.
Full Stop