La Bodega-tapas y vinos review.

For new years eve I ate at La Bodega in Pavilion K.L.
The food was very good.
And the price was reasonable.
La Bodega is a Spanish restaurant.
And I had one major major problem.
Almost the whole menu was written in Spanish.
But its a good thing there were English words.(Super small. But still can read)
I mean can Malaysians read Spanish? (Doubt it! Even I cant ahaha!)

But the restaurant was good.
My table was outside, right beside the road.
Its supposed to be the best seat in the house in Paris.
But come on, this is Malaysia.
Everyone wants to sit in an air conditioned place la.
The seats were cozy and the tables were sturdy.
The food came really fast.
I was amazed.
Because although the place was full, they still managed to serve the food fast, hot & fresh.
Here are some pictures of the place.






Right outside La Bodega tapas y vinos



The official La Bodega tembok. Haha.



La Bodega Outdoors.

Here are some pictures of the food and drinks I ordered and its prices.

T POLLO AJILLO-Escargot! Snails! But it really tastes amazing! The best meal I had that night! And the price is very reasonable. RM 15!

CARACOLES-Sauteed Chicken cooked with garlic and parsley, served with bread. RM20.

T PATATAS FRITAS- Potato Fritters with garlic mayonnaise dip served with a lemon wedge.RM11.



LINGUINI T.HAM S-Pasta with an array of different meats. With creamy and buttery sauce. RM20.

Mango Juice. (No Spanish name for this haha.) RM10.

Service charge (10%) was RM7.60.

Tax on the other hand was RM3.80.

Altogether, the bill was RM87.40 for three people.

Not bad for such a nice place.

I would recommend this place to all Italian food lovers out there.

a little too early for this

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You will see me saying this in a few hours.
Not now.
Its too soon.
Its only 10.30p.m on the 31 of December.
Sorry, my mistake. Haha!

Books..Not just for reading..

Books.Books.Books.
People assume that they are just for reading.
Haha.
Today's list is-

Books are great! Why you ask?

1)Used as a blindfold. If you do not want anyone to disturb you, open the book and put it over your eyes. No one will suspects a thing!

2)Never put your book in your bag. That way, if someone ever steals your bag, throw your book at the fella. The fella will surely K.O. (Depends on the book you throw at him. If you throw a story book, he might have a slight headache. However, if you throw a dictionary at him, he might be in a comma and wont be waking up for a long, long time).

3)Acts as a portable fan! And you don't even need to waste money on batteries! All you have to do is open and close the book repeatedly. You should feel some wind soon.

owww.

After hours of wrapping books, I am finally finished.
I just wrapped all my text books and all my exercise books.
Not only that but I had to write my name and class on all the books in advanced.
(I dunno why.I just like to be prepared)
All together 68 books!
Now my hand hurts really bad.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
But must still blog because no blog no life!
Oh the pain.
The excruciating pain!

Guilty Pleasures this new year.

New Year is coming very soon.
Like lightning. (not really)
Anyway, once in a while just try to relax and enjoy the finer things in life.
Am I right?
Indulge in these guilty pleasures this new year.

-Chocolate fondue from Haagen Dazs or baskin robins.....Located in most shopping malls.

-Lamb Shank from Porto Romano. (Sadly the porto romano next to my house has been closed down)

-The four pasta platter from Italiennes. (Did I get that right?) Anyway we get to choose four different types of pasta for only RM29.90. Great deal.Not only that, but we get free bread eveytime we go there. The bread is served with Vinegar and Olive Oil. (It really tastes much better than it sounds)...The Gardens Shopping Mall.

-The Taiwan House. Food with no ajinomoto. Great food, but at the same time quite healthy......Ampang Point Shopping Mall.

-Jonker Street for some classic desserts. The Lolo there is to die for.(Shaved ice with toppings). There are also other desserts such as chendol and ice kacang which people cant stop having!.....The Gardens Shopping Mall.

-Chilis. Great American Food. The que might always be long, but that shows how great the place is! Super authenticity......Located in most shopping malls.

-Desserts Place. The ultimate place to get desserts. They have everything someone with a sweet tooth needs. Lots and lots of sugar. From its pana cotta to its crepes and drinks.......Located erm, actually Im not so sure.sorry.

Start the new year with a bang!
Celebrate once in a while.
Do something crazy!
Anyway, Happy New Year and may all your wishes come true.

New Year-The Official Date!

Okay.
Great news!
I recently found out the official time for new year!
Pay close attention.
This year.
2009 will come on.....
The 1st of January!
Which is in a few days time!Yay!
I bet you didn't see this one coming.haha.
sorry for the sarcasm.

Having long fingernails.

People always complain that having long fingernails are such a hassle.

But seriously, its not.

You wanna know why?

Read this list.

Having long fingernails. Why it's good.

1)Very easy to scratch lottery tickets.

2)Irritate people by scratching black boards! Lots of people cannot tahan when we do that.

3)Create a new type of martial arts. The power of scratch from the finger of doom!

4)Did someone take your place in the parking lot? Then seek revenge. Scratch their car with your nails.

5)Peeling fruits are much easier to do because you have 10 mini knives with you at all times.

6)Be famous! End up having a world record and being known by everyone! Like this lady who has one of the longest nails in the world!

How to look 10 pounds thinner in photos.

Lose 10 pounds.

Shampoo sounds funny. But it sure does do more than just wash hair.

Why is shampoo so great?

1)Want to poison someone but don't have enough money? If you're having pancakes for breakfast for breakfast then you're in luck. Empty the maple syrup bottle and fill it in with shampoo. The perfect crime.(But seriously, don't try it. If you do, you would be seeing the inside of a jail cell for a very long time.)

2)Again with the revenge. Put shampoo on the floor! You know what comes next, the slipping!

3)Pepper spray!(need I say more?)

4)You could recycle the bottle and use it as a water bottle. But please beware, any traces of shampoo might kill. So clean the bottle thoroughly before using it as a water tumbler. Better still, don't use it at all.

5)Used as a mike for people who enjoy singing in the shower.

Chewing gum, better than you think.

I just figured it out.
My blog speciality.
The listblog.
The ultimate blog for lists!
I now proclaim this blog the blog of lists.
I shall celebrate this special occasion with this blog post.
Another list.
Chewing gum, better than you think

Why is gum so good?

1)A good way to stop someone from talking so much. If someone constantly talks and you just cant take it anymore, just offer them a stick of gum. If they are a real blabber mouth, offer them the whole pack. Believe me, you wont hear their yapping for a long time, they would be too occupied.

2)Want revenge? Muahahaha. After chewing gum slowly stick it in someones hair. If you're afraid they would notice, then get a slingshot. POW.Instantly it would land in their hair. So easy.(But really, if you do not want to get yourself in some deep mess then ignore this tip.)

3)Ran out of glue but don't have the time to go out and buy some? Not to worry, you've come to the right place. If you're trying to stick a poster on the wall, just get some gum (gum which has already been chewed...ewwww.)and stick it on some parts of the poster. You know what comes next, pasting it on the wall. But beware, there might be some saliva coming down the wall.arghhhhhh......

4)Can be used as modelling clay. We can make all sorts of sculptures with gum because it has a surface like clay ( I think so..). We can make rings and bracelets and even mini figurines. However, there is a down side. Whatever you make would be covered by one thing. I don't want to say it, so I guess you should figure it out by yourselves. (Hint-It starts with an s and ends with an a.And the spelling is s.a.l.i.v.a.)

5)If all those things don't work out, you could always do the normal and most known action in the world. Going to restaurants and sticking gum under the table. But come on, we are trying to make the world a better place. Do something good for once and don't stick gum under tables!

original lists by c.r.

A very normal morning in my life.

A week before school and my days are still the same.
Unlucky.
I was brushing my teeth.
And somehow some tooth paste got in my eye.
Not only that but it was the super minty kind.
So it really burnt my eyes!
Then.
I was about to eat a hot dog.
When i opened the box, all I got was the bread.
Case of the missing sausage.
I should put up signs saying hot dog missing, reward-I will spare your life.
Then.
I was about to listen to music.
The day before, I put the volume much higher than I would normally listen to.
When I turned on my Ipod today, gone case.
My ear drums almost punctured.
(LOUD!!)
A normal day in my life which some people wouldn't consider it to be very normal.

I'm guilty too!

Did anyone read the newspaper lately?
A few days ago there was a guy who killed a bear and kept in his refrigerator .
Do you remember?
Anyway if anyone of you do not know what really happened,
To sum it all up, one guy killed a bear as so called 'self defence'.
After killing the bear, he stuffed it in his fridge to be eaten!!!
Then shortly after, he got arrested.
Because bears are endangered and it is illegal to kill them.
Sadly, my dear readers I might not be blogging for a long time because......
I did the same thing!
I kept a bear in my fridge.
It is still in my fridge now as I am writing this post.
And most probably as soon as this post gets published the authorities might have already gotten to me.
Anyway just so you know.
This is the picture of the bear that I have been keeping in my fridge.
Please forgive me for this cruel thing that I have done.
And the worst thing is, I even ate it!

Oh the horror!

Whoa, limited edition bear man, so colourful.

The bear has been devoured. Before I ate it, I stabbed it in the gut and its forehead. Muahaha!

Death in the family.

I have very devastating news.
There has been a death in my family.
And the cause, me.
At precisely 12.01p.m, 21st of December 2008.
The spring bed that has been in my house for 4 years broke in half.
Due to my heavy weight.
Its departure shall be missed by everyone.
May it rest in peace in bedding heaven.
A moment of silence please.
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Lemons, the next pepper spray.

"Pepper Spray good for protection, this one mus buy buy buy!"

That is what people at stores would say if they were to recommend pepper spray.

But come on, not all of us has that much money to buy pepper spray.

It is quite pricey you know.

But I have a cheap and efficient substitute.

Lemons.

Super cheap and stings like mad because it is acidic!

A Lemon costs like RM1 and pepper spray costs 10 times extra!

Very very easy to use.

It just takes a few simple steps.

Step1-Choose a Lemon.

Step2-Pay for the Lemon.

Step3-Cut the Lemon in half.

Step4-Before going out, make sure you have half a lemon in your bag.

Step5-Any strangers approach you, tell yourself 'Its Lemon Time'!

Step6-Aim towards the strangers eyes.

Step7-3,2,1 SQUEEZE!!!

Step8-The simplest step of all. RUN AWAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

See.

I told you.

It's so simple.

Anyone can do it.

And it's effortless.

The best thing about it is we save so much!

You could almost taste it. Am I right?

Merry Christmas!

ITS CHRISTMAS EVE!
And I did a very bad thing.
I opened all my Christmas Presents.
Why oh why!
I'm in big trouble.

The colourful chronicles of jelly beans.

Now, I have changed my blogging approach(I guess).

Blog about whatever comes into my mind.

I do not know why.

Okay. Today's post.

Jelly Belly!(Jelly Beans)

Lets look at it this way.

All we could do with it is just pop it into our mouths and that's it.

Well, you my friend are wrong.

If you have not guessed it, it's list time!

what can Jelly Beans do other than enter our digestive systems.

1)Someone hit you in the mall and never apologized? Take a few jelly beans and throw it at that fella. If the person looks back angrily, one answer to your question. RUN FOR YOU LIFE!

2)Sell them to people and tell them they are magic Jelly Beans. Once you eat it, it vanishes forever! If you bought it for RM10, then sell the same packet for 5x more. That means sell the beans for RM50! Profit!Profit!Profit!

3)Parents always force you to eat fruits? Not to worry. Jelly Beans nowadays have so many flavours especially fruits. Don't believe me? Then I'll name a few. Tangerine, green apple, berry blue, cantaloupe, kiwi, coconut, lemon, strawberry daiquiri, mango, top banana, island punch, crushed pineapple, peach, pina colada, lemon lime and pink grapefruit (from Jelly Belly). Tell your parents eating Jelly Beans are just as good as eating fruits. I mean come on, look at all the flavours they have. If your parents don't believe you, you know what to do...Kindly show them this blog post muahahaha.

4)Wanna plot revenge? Before your target enters the room, scatter jelly beans on the floor and watch the magic happen. Slipping and sliding. Be care full not to scatter too many jelly beans on the floor, if that person falls and breaks his or her neck, you are a goner.

5)Put 5 or 6 near a friend and scream ARGH! COCKROACHES! Then, see your friends reaction and enjoy yourself.

A Jelly Bean Cake? Who knew!

speechless......

Another one of THOSE lists.

What I want for Christmas!
A very popular blog topic these past few weeks.
It's not that I'm a copycat or something.
I just thought it would be a very interesting blog post.
But beware, this list is never ending.
So, here goes.
What I want for Christmas.

1) The Killers day and Age album

2)A less than 10 inch screen laptop so I can bring it around anytime I want. Surf the net in Coffee Bean or Starbucks while enjoying a nice cup of coffee. That's the life! Preferably Sony, but it costs a bomb! So Lenovo or Asus should be fine. Macs are not recommended because it doesn't use the standard Windows.(eg:Vista, XP)

3)A brand new case for my Ipod Touch 2g. My current one had some complications and I had to cut a hole in my case! So I do need a new one.

4)A Crumpler Sling Bag. I got the pouch and the back pack and to complete my collection I wish I had the sling bag!

5)A pair of Nike sneakers. I passed by the store the other day and I saw these wonderfull sneakers! The best I've ever seen in my life! I turned it around to see the price..... Then I walked away. You know why? It cost RM279! You think I got so much money?

6)External Speakers for Ipods. Super loud and clear. But then again, the cheapest you can find is about RM300 and the sound is terrible. If I wanted to buy one, I would have to get the RM700 over one because the sound is crystal. Again I would like to point out. I have no money.

7)A flat screen Bravia or Scarlet with surround sound speakers. I'm still stuck with my over sized TV at home. I need a change!

8)A photo printer so I could automatically print any picture from my camera. It will come in handy every time I have a project.

9)Nintendo DS Lite Browser(For Internet connectivity)

10)Blu Ray Disk Player. For ultimate picture and sound! It would be better if the price is reduced if I'm not mistaken a Sony one costs Rm2500! And to top it all of one disk cost about Rm150.

11)A pen drive! Mine has been kidnapped by my dad. I never saw that little 1 GB pen drive again. Anyway since I need a new one I'll get about 8GB.

12)Lot and lots of books on technology! And those complete walkthroughs on Ipods,camera's , gaming, laptops and phones.

13)JVC marshmallow in ear earphones.

14)More memory for my Nintendo DS Lite. About 8 more GB needed.

15)Anything related to technology.

Okaayyy.
That was a really long list and I think(no I know) you will agree with me.
Haha.
This is just something I came up with to convince myself that I still have a chance to own these things.
Although I know I wont haha.
Anyway I hope everyone has a great Christmas!
Again I wish you Merry Christmas and a happy new year because Christmas is just around the corner!
Thanks for reading!

Hamsters. A day in their lives.

I was in Mid Valley yesterday and I decided to stop by a pet shop.
Looking at the title you probably know that this post is about Hamsters.
So I'll cut the boring intro and cut right to the chase.
I saw lots of hamsters maybe thousands in different glass containers.



1st container
There were few hundred hamsters and only three were awake.
One fella was running up and down trying to kacau his friends.
I don't blame him, a few hundred hamsters asleep and only two others awake!
The Boredom!!!!
The second hamster was doing the same thing but slower, I think this fella took some pills or something, he looked drowsy.
Now the third hamster.
Since the container had a cage like appearance, this hamster tried to escape.
He must have thought he was in a mini hamster jail.
From what I saw, it sure did look like a mini hamster jail.
Poor little guy, I'm sure he never could escape from that cage.



2ND container
There were 50 hamsters in the cage and 49 were sleeping.
If I had a picture I would have uploaded it but cameras were strictly prohibited.
So sorry!
So you might be wondering if 49 hamsters were sleeping, what happened to the last hamster.
I'll tell you this, that last hamster was super hardworking.
He was running on his little wheel for a long time while 49 of his friends were sleeping.
haha.



3rd container
The last container that I sempat see.
Very easy explanation.
All the hamsters were sleeping!

Terrorist in the making

The next Tiger Woods..Oops I mean Hamster Woods.

Christmas Gifts! No money? Don't Worry.

Christmas is just a few days away.

Am I right?

Of course everyone expects presents.

But most people cant afford to get one for other people.

Well, if of you're one of those people, you've come to the right place!

And obviously you have guessed what I'm about to write about.

Another list! ahaha.

But this time, it's a list on 'Getting affordable Christmas gifts'.

Hope you enjoy!

1)Instead of spending so much money on purchasing a pet, just get a stray. All you have to do is get it fixed and cleaned up. No one would know the difference. Especially the recipient of the gift.

2)Get an old cellphone. If its broken, don't care. Anyway, here's what you do. Go to stores like Teddy Tales etc. Buy lots of those sparkly things and fully decorate the phone. When you give away the present, the recipient would be too bothered about the beauty of the gift and wouldn't realize that its broken. If he/she did realize, just say the shop must have sold you a faulty one.(You don't have to tell her its your old phone.You could if you want a big smack in your head).

3)This tip is very important. Always wrap your gifts with newspaper if you would like to save lots of money. Two issues of newspaper is the same price as only one sheet of wrapping paper!

4)If you are requested to give something homemade, simple. Wrap an empty box with newspaper and say "its homemade! I wrapped it all by myself!" It's true isn't it? haha

5)Show up with no gift. Your answer, 'my presence is my gift to you'.

drool.

Yesterday, I finally got out of the house!

I went to Pavillion and the Christmas Spirit is....

One word, WOW.

Decorations everywhere.

It's a good thing I brought my camera.

So, I think you know what I did.

In front of everybody, I started taking pictures.

Im very sure lots of people stared.haha.

But I told myself.

"Do it for the blog.Do it for the blog!"

So I did do it, for my blog.

Anyway, this blog post should be posted 10 days from now.(25th December)

But, I couldnt wait!

So in advanced, I wish everyone out there Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

Christmas Trees made out of bags and ribbons.

Back to basics

An upside down tree!

THE ULTIMATE CHRISTMAS TREE!

.stamp.stamp.stamp.

Haha.

My school, SMK Convent Bukit Nanas is now on a stamp!

Congratulations!

Im very proud of my school!

To learn more about it please read the article below which I got from The Star Online.

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Four premier schools honoured in stamps.
KUALA LUMPUR: Four premier schools have been honoured with special sets of stamps and first-day covers by Pos Malaysia Berhad.
SMK Victoria and SMK Convent Bukit Nanas in Kuala Lumpur, SMK St Thomas in Kuching and SM All Saints in Kota Kinabalu were chosen for their successful achievements in the academic and curriculum fields.
Pos Malaysia Bhd stamp and philately unit head Yasmin Ramli said yesterday that the schools had produced many national leaders, corporate figures, professionals, sportsman and scholars “who have contributed significantly to the growth of Malaysia.”
Colourful covers: Pos Malaysia Berhad corporate communications department senior assistant manager Maisara Noor Ahmad showing the first-day covers during a preview in Kuala Lumpur yesterday. The first-day covers will be available on Tuesday at all post offices.
A limited batch of 50,000 first-day covers will be available for one day next Tuesday while the stamps and folders will still be on sale from the same day onwards at all post offices.
The first day covers with a set of four stamps will be sold at RM2.30 each while a folder costs RM5.50. A set of 20 stamps, with each stamp in 50 sen denomination, will be sold for RM10 while a folder with a complete set of stamps of the schools and a first day cover will cost RM47.80.

All four schools.

The Ultimate Money Saving Guide....NOT

Since the economy is soooo bad, I decided to make this list.
Great ways to save money!
It really works!(Yeah right! Please do yourself a favour and not follow the things I wrote!)
Well, I'll let you be the judge of that.
Okay let me start.
THE ULTIMATE MONEY SAVING GUIDE...not....


1)Whenever you stay in a hotel, make sure you take all the toiletries. Shampoo, conditioner, soap, shower cap and even the sewing kit.(muahahahaha)


2)When you are eating in a fast food restaurant, ask for more ketcup and chili sauce. That way, you don't have to buy the expensive sauces in glass bottles.


3)If you want to buy something really expensive but don't have enough money, do this. For example, you want a laptop. Take a picture of it or draw a life sized picture of it. Stare at it everyday and imagine that you are using it. You already save RM 5000!


4)Remember those little different stations or whatever they call it in shopping malls, where they give out free stuff all the time.After taking your free gift, walk around for a while then redeem your gift again. If the cashier recognizes you, then your on your own my friend.


5)Use newspaper to wrap presents. Buy nice gift wrappers cost too much.(hehe)


6)Eat bubur everyday. So easy to make. Boil water and rice.Haha.


7)If you are a shopaholic, I have one answer for you, do not go SHOPPING.


8)Don't bathe or change your clothes for a week, that way you save a lot of water!


9)Unplug the TV to save electricity. But trust me, none of us can survive even for a minute.


10)Try not to cry. Crying involves lots of tissue. And I mean a lot. If you would like to save money, then try not to cry!

What to choose?

Over the holidays, I have had lots of time to think.
And I mean lots!
So, this is what I was thinking about.
What I would like to be when I grow up.(Please don't think I'm talking about the pussycat dolls song.lolz)
However, it was a super hard decision to make!
Every job on earth had a flaw.
And I was stuck all day thinking.
I couldn't even make a proper decision.
Because I was too worried about all the negative sides of a job rather than focusing on the positive side of a job.
Anyway, these were what I came up with.


1)Dairy worker.
High probability of dying after the melamine incident and mad cow disease. (Imagine, there will be poisoned milk and a rampaging cow at your workplace)


2)Lawyer.
Also has a high probability of dying. If we lose a case to or for a criminal, they will seek revenge. Matilah I if I'm their lawyer.


3)Accountant.
Seeing numbers all day? Doing a two hour math exam is hard enough.


4)Fireman.
I'm afraid before putting off a big fire, all the water habis. Water habis, I also habis.


5)Fitness trainer.
Must stay fit at all times. Super hard for someone like me. A fitness trainer can barely eat! I cant live without food!


6)Kindergarten Teacher.
Hold just one cookie, and a group of little kids would be swarming me in seconds. I might not come out alive!

7)Electrician.
One wrong move....zap....And your dead.

8)Dentist.
Could get sued by a patient if I ever drill the wrong tooth! I might also faint due to my patients' bad breath.

9)Doctor.
A very high risk of getting infected by my patients' diseases. They get bird flu I get bird flu. They fly to heaven, I follow.

Haha.
Don't get me wrong.
All these jobs are great!
Its just that a person like me doesn't think of the positive side of things.
But really, whoever has the jobs stated above, they should be proud of it.

Dead or Alive? The Cockroach Trilogy.

Hehehehehe.
This is my second post about cockroaches.
Not to worry, nothing disgusting.
Just a normal post.
So keep reading!
Okay, lets start shall we...
Roaches run all around our house and we don't even realize it.
This is something which really did happen.
A person saw a cockroach on its back and thought it was helpless.
So he let it be.
He returned later to find that the cockroach was gone!
One explanation for this.
It only pretended to be dead.
Sneaky little fellas.
Even an insect can fool a human!
I found out a few things about a cockroach.
Imagine if humans were just like them! We would never die!
See what I mean.

-A cockroach can live up to 9 days without its head.(Imagine a headless human)

-German cockroaches can survive for up to one month without food and two weeks without water.(We all 20 minutes also cannot tahan)

-If a cockroach breaks a leg it can grow another one.(Wah imagine if this was real)
Person1:(Leg breaks) ow.
Person2:OH MY GOSH! Your leg broke!! How can you be so calm!!
Person1:Hayah, chill la my leg will grow back la.
If only we could really grow another leg.

Now for some interesting facts about cockroaches:
-Older than dinosaurs.

-Scientists have actually performed brain surgery on cockroaches.(WHAT? You've gotta be kidding me!)

Well, that's it about cockroaches.
And please try to spare their lives.
Stop whacking them with newspapers.
They are just like anyone of us.
(I say only but I also whack)




This is what we would look like if we were a cockroach. Kind of.....

Which came first?

One of life's many unsolved questions.

Which came first.

The chicken or the egg.

I suddenly felt like writing about this because I am curious.

Which came first?

Does anyone even know?

Okay, lets take a look at our options.

First, lets take a look at an ordinary egg.

If the egg came first, then where did it come from?

Out of thin air?

I don't think so.

This is what I'm saying, without an actual chicken there wouldn't even be an egg.

And its the same thing the other way around.

If the chicken came first, it also doesn't make any sense!

Where did that chicken come from?

Anyway, anyone who is reading this post please comment on what you think came first.

The chicken or the egg?

Beware, armed chick.

All sorts of eggs.

My luck? BAD..

Yesterday I went to Singapore.
It was great and all except for one thing.
My horrible luck!
Three things happened that I could actually remember.
Strike one.
I stood in front of a chocolate shelf in a shopping mall.
This means the part of the supermarket which sells all the candies and chocolates.
So anyway, I was standing there minding my own business till two boxes of chocolates dropped on me.
What did I do!
I wrote good things about chocolates on my blog right!
Anyway the correct thing to do was to put it back on the shelf.
And that's what I did.
When I looked away, the chocolates dropped again but this time everyone was staring at me!
And that is only the beginning!
Strike two.
The streets in Singapore were super crowded.
While I was crossing the streets, everyone was bumping into me.
I walked and walked and walked.
Then BANG.
Oh man.
DO you know what just happened? Do you want to know?
I accidentally hit a man on a wheelchair! I feel soooo bad !
He looked kind of angry, but I really didn't do it on purpose! So sorry.
Strike three.
Again, I blame this on the crowded streets.
As I was walking again, everyone kept bumping into me.
Then BANG again!
I accidentally hit a baby in a stroller! What!
But its a good thing I only hit the wheel.
Again, whoever that was I am sorry.
But I really couldn't have done anything!
Overall Singapore was great but even I could not believe the luck I had.

Chocolate kills...WRONG!

A lot of people say that chocolate kills.
WRONG!

Chocolate is much better than people think.

Let me explain to you why.

In 1993, four people survived six days in the snowy wilderness of the Russian Caucasus on just three Mars bars.

It saves lives!

Chocolate is part of the US army's daily eating plan.

Rock climbers are advised to eat chocolate because it gives them energy!

You see, parents say chocolate is bad for us.

I don't think so.

It is bad if we eat loads of it.

Don't eat so much la.

Moderation man.

Anyway, back to the topic.

If anyone says chocolate is bad, kindly show them this blog post, haha.

It might change their minds.

Or you could also try out these reasons.

Telling parents how good chocolates are-

1) A bar of chocolate contains more caffeine than a cup of instant coffee! Here is the plan. Tell your parents chocolate keeps you awake just like coffee. Tell them if they give you more chocolate you will study more! Come on la, you do have to pay a price, just study for the chocolates! Its a win win situation. Your parents would be so proud and at the same time you get to eat lots of chocolates!

2)Most fruits come from trees right? Well chocolate comes from the fruit of a cacao tree. Muahahahaa...You know where I'm going with this right? Well if you don't, then here is the (2nd) plan. Tell anyone who is against chocolates that they are made up of fruits! I mean it is kinda true right? It says so in a book I read that CHOCOLATE IS MADE FROM THE FRUIT OF A CACAO TREE! You gotta believe it.

Here are some pictures I got to torture you! Haha!

I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING! CAN YOU?

ENGRAVED CHOCOLATE........wah......

CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AMOUNT OF CHOCOLATES!

WAH.TOO GOOD LA....

EH SORRY! THE CUPCAKES SESAT!

Bald? Not bad at all!

This post was inspired by my dad who is bald.
But you see, being bald isn't that bad.
As a matter of fact, its great being bald!
Read on to see what I mean.
The advantages of being bald-

1.Save lots of money on hair care products.

2.No dandruff.

3.Low risk of getting a headache.(Hot air does not get trapped in the hair)

4.Never have to worry about getting a bad hair day.

5.Never have to buy combs.

6.No one will ever know your real age because people wont be able to see the real colour of your hair. If its white, no need to worry, go bald!

7.Hats are easy to wear.(no hair in the way)

8.Its like you have a portable air conditioning system on your head.

9.An additional space for tattoos.

10.A recent poll in a hair magazine asked What Do You Think Of Bald Men? The results were interesting .What Do You Think Of Bald Men?

Bald men are hot.
679
25.40%

More into hairy guys.
542
20.28%

Personality matters most.
383
14.33%

Send Bruce Willis right over.
425
15.90%

Does anyone really care?
391
14.63%

Undecided
252
9.47%

Total Replies
2,673

So if any of you are bald, don't worry.
Be proud of who you are and stay bald!

Bruce Willis

Chris Daughtry

Quantum of Solace Fanatic!

The Cat Story.

This is too good of a story to waste.
Again it is about my cousin.
About his love hate relationship with cats.
He is afraid of all animals except for cats.
However, when he goes near one this is what he would say.
First he screams"COME GO FEED CAT"
For a few days we were in charge of feeding our neighbours cats.
So everyday we would go and feed the cats.
Every single day, he would react the same.
The cats would be out of their cages when we feed them.
Since my cousin loves cats so much, I let him do all the feeding.Haha.
First he shook the balang with all the cat food.
Its like a recess bell for them TIME TO EAT.
Then the cats didn't come this time.
Then my cousin starts asking all types of questions.
Like -Where cat go? How come not eating?
While he was asking those questions he didn't realize one cat was behind him.
Haha, of course you know what I did right?
I didn't tell him.
I wanted to let him find out by himself.
After he finished asking questions, he looked behind.
............................................................................................
OH MY GOSH!OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!
Muahahaha! He said it so many times.
He looked so scared.Poor guy.
The thing is, I thought he loved cats.
Then he started freaking out when he saw one. Haha.
Then he started asking more questions.
Why the cat never bite me? Because I pretty ah?
Haha. I corrected his sentence by telling him that he is a boy, not a girl.
And the word he should use is handsome.
Anyway, the second cat came.
Again with the questions.
He started asking me-Why got another cat? How cum got 2 cats?
Sweat.....
After all that he didn't want to leave.
I don't get it.
First he is scared then he doesn't want to leave.
The mind of a four year old sure is complicated.

Have a headache? Distract yourself!

The most common quote of all time.
Ive got a headache.
After reading this, you might want to forget the pain in your head.
WARNING-For your own good, do not follow the tips given unless you would like to end up with something worst than just an ordinary headache.


1)Drink two cups of Slurpee non stop. The brain freeze from that might be able to numb the pain or make it worst. Your choice.
2)Causing pain at other parts of your body except your head to distract you. For example, pinching your arm so hard you forgot about the pain in your head and focused on your arm. Stupid right?
3)Makan banyak sambal. Your mouth will burn! Burn baby burn. Total distraction. Too spicy till your headache is forgotten.
4)Try not too wear hats. Too much heat. Like a portable oven on your head.
5)Hold your breath and count to 10....Eh sorry, that's for hiccups!

The truth is, none of these methods will work.
It was all created by an unprofessional. Me.
To prevent dozens of angry mobs coming after me, please don't follow what I said.
Its just for fun.Haha.